I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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