Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
