Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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