I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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