spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So much rum. So many feels.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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