At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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