You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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