it wasn't lemon gatorade
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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