Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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