How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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