For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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