redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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