did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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