something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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