Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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