i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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