Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Randomize