so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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