if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
smell my finger.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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