I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
