Your dad touched me again.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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