Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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