you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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