dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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