i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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