He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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