Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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