Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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