Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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