I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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