i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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