end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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