We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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