did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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