You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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