are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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