he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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