HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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