We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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