quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
whose parrot is this?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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