normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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