I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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