I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
