I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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