Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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