We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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