you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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