This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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