Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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