I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It's never too late to be topless.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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