you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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