Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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