yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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