if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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