I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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