Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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