Dual....:-)
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Randomize
