I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
tell me about the eggs
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