so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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