Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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